Ron Paul

UPDATE (2213): I don't want to play this game all night, but it appears to be some truth to the claim that if you mention Ron Paul in your post (positively or negatively), you'll be saturated with his minions, who will no doubt set you straight about the great, honorable Ron Paul (aka Jesus Christ).

Howard Mortman and Lou Minatti have tried this experiment with similar results.

To be fair, I was rather nasty; I admit that. It would be reasonable for Ron Paul's supporters to take offense at me calling their man a lunatic.

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A friend of mine recently came up to me and told me how much he loves Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. He went on and on about the man's virtues, as though he were the second coming of Christ (though he is old enough to have probably met him). I felt sorry for my friend as I was starting to suspect he was developing some sort of psychosis. What sane person would support such a lunatic for the highest office in the land? How utterly irresponsible of my dear friend.

Everyone knows Rep. Paul's rantings about "terrorism" and "the gold standard" are nothing more than sheer lunacy.